Welcome to the Seth Store! You can now purchase sheet music for any of my songs for only $5.99 via paypal without the hassle of emailing to ask... though, if you want a song in a different key or one that's on the Songs Page, but not available here yet, please e-mail me! Enjoy and THANK YOU for shopping at the Seth Store!



Female Comedy Songs | Male Comedy Songs | Female Ballads
Male Ballads | Male/ Female Duets

Stanley's Party | I'll Relax When I'm Dead | More to Love
Writer's Block | Why Am I Not Famous Yet? | Neurotic Tendencies
Meaningless Sex | Meaningful Sex | A Kid Like Me
The Gayest Straight Man Alive | And Then She Dumped Me


FEMALE COMEDY SONGS:

Hey! (Video)
Hey! (High Key) (Video)
Can You Believe? (Video)
This is Awkward... (Video)
The One Who's Three (Video)
The Fag Hag Lament (Video)
I'd Rather Take a Nap (Video)
32 Bar Blues (Video)
So You Wanna Be a Performer
Caught Between Two Men (Video)
I'm Not Interested in You (Video)
Well He's...
Sex with the Ex (Video)
The Birthcontrol Blues (Video)

MALE COMEDY SONGS:

I Guess... (AKA The Facebook Stalker Song) (
Video)
My HDTV (MP3 Key)
(My HDTV Video) (Video Key)
I'm So Sorry (Video)
Um, Yeah... (Video)
I Like Big Girls (Video)
I Need a Studio (Video)
I Like Her
Eat Dessert First!
32 Bar Blues (Video)
The Girl I'll Date
The Two of You
If Only I Were Gay (Video)

FEMALE BALLADS:

Dreams (Video)
The Wedding Song (Video)
You Can’t Always Choose (Video)
You Can't Always Choose (Lower Key) (Video)
Love Me for Me
Thanksgiving Day
The Last Night in My Apartment (Video)
My New York
New York at Night
He’s Too Busy for Me (Video)
Who Knows Why?

MALE BALLADS:

In Love (Video)
Next Year
The One for Me
The Wedding Song (Video)
Sometimes Love Isn't Enough
My New York
Higher Key
I Saw You Tonight
Something More (Video)

MALE/ FEMALE DUETS:

Waiting for the 1 (
Video)
The Honey in my Tea
Not Tonight! (Video)
Ap-Parent Frustration (Video)
Fuck Friends
We Are So Alike!
Bipartisan Break Up Advice (Video)


STANLEY'S PARTY:

Something More (
Video)

I'LL RELAX WHEN I'M DEAD:

I Guess... (AKA The Facebook Stalker Song) (
Video)
High School Reunion
I'm So Sorry (Video)
To My Grandparents (Video)
It's Too Nice
Um, Yeah... (Video)
The Wedding Song (Video)
Can You Believe? (Video)
Waiting for the 1 (Video)
I Hate Nature (Video)

MORE TO LOVE:

I Like Big Girls (Video)
Eat Dessert First!
Love Me for Me
The Honey in my Tea

WRITER'S BLOCK:

OCD (Video)
Thanksgiving Day (Video)
You Can’t Always Choose (Video)
You Can't Always Choose (Lower Key) (Video)
Her Mother Hates Me
Not Tonight! (Video)
He’s Too Busy for Me (Video)
This is Awkward... (Video)
Hey! (Video)
Hey! (High Key) (Video)

WHY AM I NOT FAMOUS YET?:

So You Wanna Be a Performer
32 Bar Blues (Video)
Ap-Parent Frustration (Video)
I Need a Studio (Video)
The Last Night in My Apartment (Video)
Sleep Deprivation
Caught Between Two Men (Video)
The One Who's Three (Video)
I Like Her
I'm Not Interested in You (Video)
In Love (Video)
Dreams (Video)

NEUROTIC TENDENCIES:

New York at Night
Subway Paranoia
Still He Wouldn't Fuck Me
The Fag Hag Lament (Video)
My HDTV (MP3 Key)
My HDTV Video (Video Key)
Exploring the Fridge
The Only Thing Better Than Sex
Next Year

MEANINGLESS SEX:

Meaningless Sex
The Girl I'll Date
I'd Rather Take a Nap (Video)
Well He's...
They Can't Get Enough of Me (Video)
Fuck Friends
We Are So Alike!
If Only I Were Gay (Video)
Who Knows Why?
The One for Me

A KID LIKE ME:

Carrots!

MEANINGFUL SEX:

Sex with the Ex (Video)
The Birthcontrol Blues (Video)
The Two of You
Sometimes Love Isn't Enough
Bipartisan Break Up Advice

THE GAYEST STRAIGHT MAN ALIVE:

My New York
Higher Key

AND THEN SHE DUMPED ME:

I Saw You Tonight




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