Welcome to the Seth Store! You can now purchase sheet music for any of my songs for only $5.99 via paypal without the hassle of emailing to ask... though, if you want a song in a different key or one that's on the Songs Page, but not available here yet, please e-mail me! Enjoy and THANK YOU for shopping at the Seth Store! Female Comedy Songs | Male Comedy Songs | Female Ballads Male Ballads | Male/ Female Duets Love Quirks | What If...? | Stanley's Party | I'll Relax When I'm Dead | More to Love Writer's Block | Why Am I Not Famous Yet? | Neurotic Tendencies Meaningless Sex | Meaningful Sex | A Kid Like Me The Gayest Straight Man Alive | And Then She Dumped Me FEMALE COMEDY SONGS: Hey! (Video) Hey! (High Key) (Video) Can You Believe? (Video) This is Awkward... (Video) It's Not You (Video) The One Who's Three (Video) The Fag Hag Lament (Video) I'm Not Interested in You (Video) I'd Rather Take a Nap (Video) 32 Bar Blues (Video) So You Wanna Be a Performer (Video) Caught Between Two Men (Video) Subway Paranoia (Video) Sex with the Ex (Video) The Birthcontrol Blues (Video) I Eat to Fill the Void (Video) Well He's... MALE COMEDY SONGS: I Guess... (AKA The Facebook Stalker Song) (Video) My HDTV (MP3 Key) (My HDTV Video) (Video Key) I'm So Sorry (Video) Um, Yeah... (Video) I Like Big Girls (Video) I Need a Studio (Video) I Like Her (Video) Eat Dessert First! 32 Bar Blues (Video) The Girl I'll Date The Two of You (Video) If Only I Were Gay (Video) Why Do I Always Fall for Straight Boys? Sleeping Around to Find My Prince FEMALE BALLADS: Dreams (Video) The Wedding Song (Video) You Can’t Always Choose (Video) You Can't Always Choose (Lower Key) (Video) Love Me for Me (Video) Thanksgiving Day Baby Boo Hoo (Video) The Last Night in My Apartment (Video) It's Too Nice (Video) My New York (Video) New York at Night (Video) Saturday Night (80s Power Ballad) An Apology (Video) He’s Too Busy for Me (Video) Who Knows Why? From the Second That We Met MALE BALLADS: In Love (Video) What am I Doing Here? (Video) What am I Doing Here? (Lower Key) Next Year The One for Me The Wedding Song (Video) Sometimes Love Isn't Enough (Video) My New York (Video) Higher Key (Video) I Saw You Tonight Something More (Video) From the Second That We Met MALE/ FEMALE DUETS: Haven't You Noticed? (Video) Waiting for the 1 (Video) The Honey in my Tea (Video) Not Tonight! (Video) Ap-Parent Frustration (Video) Fuck Friends We Are So Alike! Bipartisan Break Up Advice (Video) WHAT IF...?: Waiting for the 1 (Video) My Life is a Joke (Video) STANLEY'S PARTY: Something More (Video) I'LL RELAX WHEN I'M DEAD: I Guess... (AKA The Facebook Stalker Song) (Video) High School Reunion I'm So Sorry (Video) To My Grandparents (Video) It's Too Nice (Video) Um, Yeah... (Video) The Wedding Song (Video) Can You Believe? (Video) I Hate Nature (Video) MORE TO LOVE: I Like Big Girls (Video) Eat Dessert First! Love Me for Me (Video) Please Forgive Me (Video) The Honey in my Tea (Video) An Apology (Video) WRITER'S BLOCK: OCD (Video) Thanksgiving Day (Video) I Eat to Fill the Void (Video) You Can’t Always Choose (Video) You Can't Always Choose (Lower Key) (Video) Her Mother Hates Me Not Tonight! (Video) He’s Too Busy for Me (Video) This is Awkward... (Video) Hey! (Video) Hey! (High Key) (Video) WHY AM I NOT FAMOUS YET?: So You Wanna Be a Performer (Video) 32 Bar Blues (Video) Ap-Parent Frustration (Video) I Need a Studio (Video) The Last Night in My Apartment (Video) Sleep Deprivation Caught Between Two Men (Video) The One Who's Three (Video) I Like Her (Video) I'm Not Interested in You (Video) In Love (Video) Dreams (Video) NEUROTIC TENDENCIES: New York at Night (Video) Subway Paranoia (Video) Still He Wouldn't Fuck Me The Fag Hag Lament (Video) Baby Boo Hoo (Video) My HDTV (MP3 Key) My HDTV Video (Video Key) Exploring the Fridge The Only Thing Better Than Sex Next Year MEANINGLESS SEX: Meaningless Sex The Girl I'll Date I'd Rather Take a Nap (Video) Well He's... They Can't Get Enough of Me (Video) Fuck Friends We Are So Alike! If Only I Were Gay (Video) Who Knows Why? The One for Me A KID LIKE ME: Carrots! MEANINGFUL SEX: Sex with the Ex (Video) The Birthcontrol Blues (Video) The Two of You (Video) Sometimes Love Isn't Enough (Video) Bipartisan Break Up Advice THE GAYEST STRAIGHT MAN ALIVE: My New York (Video) Higher Key (Video) AND THEN SHE DUMPED ME: I Saw You Tonight From the Second That We Met Home | News | Shows | Songs | Store | Showcases | Coaching | Workshops | Bio | Resume | Personal | Contact