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2019 Ledgers


March | May

MARCH

March 11, 2019 — Seth’s first audiobook and more…

Happy March! You read that subject right: I have officially published my first audiobook! It is me reading my third book, Millennials are Ruining the World! from start to finish. It took me almost 24 hours, and clocks in at only 9. So for those of you (Laura, Summer, etc) who refused to read the actual book, now you can simply listen to me reading the book! How exciting? Assuming this audiobook sells some copies, I will be recording my other 2 books in the near future, too.

Here is a link to the book through Audible, which you can subscribe to and get lots of discounts or free audiobooks:

HERE!

But if you’d rather just buy the audiobook and listen on your own device, you can find it on Amazon and iTunes in a few days.

IN OTHER NEWS

As the spring continues, I have weekly showcases Tuesday nights through May 14th. May 14th will be my 550th weekly showcase. As the 500th Showcase last year completely wore me out, so I’m forgoing anniversary concerts this year. I hope you will all forgive me.

I am continuing in my classes: Scene Study 2 at the Barrow Group, UCB Improv 301 (next improv show Saturday, May 11th at 6pm!), and just finished another Voiceover class tonight with Paul Liberti (who worked with Jim Henson!). I hope to get more into voiceover, and I am going to start submitting myself to record more audiobooks that I haven’t written, but only after I finish my other 2.

We did a wonderful Scene Study Showcase the first week of February, and while the videos of my scenes in Barefoot in the Park and The Goat aren’t public, I’m happy to share them with you privately, just ask! (We’ll see if anyone asks…)

In other news, I am making my stand-up comedy debut on Friday, March 29th at 9:30pm at the new Don’t Tell Mama comedy night! It’ll be weird joking around without being at a piano, and hopefully I’ll find something productive to do with my hands… If you’d like to come, here’s the reservation link: HERE!

Speaking of playing piano, I’m trying to eventually retire from playing auditions, as it’s exhausting and painful to play piano for 8 hours at my age, but I am accompanying 5 days this month because money talks. Sadly, it talks pretty loudly.

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, ANOTHER DECADE

Last week, I had a milestone birthday. I went to a free movie screening the other night, and I have jumped a box! I was freaking out a lot about it before the actual birthday, but then once it passed, I realized that I’m pretty much still me. I had a week of celebrations: a family party in NJ, escaping the Clock Tower room at EscapeNYC Wednesday night, dinner at Cara Mia Thursday and Broadway Bowling after (my average is 108 right now, but this week I got my first turkey!!!!), and a huge bar party at House of Brews Saturday. 43 friends came out to celebrate with me, and over 600 people sent me texts, messages, posts on social media. I am very grateful to have so many wonderful persons in my life, and it made this transition not feel so onerous.

In particular, special thanks to my girlfriend, Emi, who got me a Muppet hoodie and the cutest new Miss Piggy Muppet Baby plush doll, in addition, to cooking for me 5 weekends in a row to celebrate this new milestone in my life.

SECRET PROJECTS

As usual, I can’t really publicly talk about any of my writing projects until they are ready for primetime. Suffice it to say, there are a few in the works at various stages, and as usual, I am at the mercy of my collaborators’ schedules. While it does concern me a bit that I haven’t written anything this year, I do remind myself of all of I have written in the past few decades, and take solace in that. I have a palpable feeling that something is going to break soon, and even if I have had that feeling for awhile now, eventually it has to be true, right?

Regardless, I’m happy to talk about my projects on a personal level, just not public. That’s so sad! I guess the moral is if you want the scoop, you have to respond to this email, right?

Speaking of writing, I almost got a crossword puzzle into the New York Times! Almost! This was the first (out of 4) times that I received compliments and encouragement, so I think my first 3 puzzles must’ve been really crappy. Anyway, I did submit a 5th, and I’m very hopeful that will be the one. I also was googling and found out that the LA Times takes similar crossword submissions (though they pay half as much), so I’m going to send my 4th puzzle over to them to see if maybe they are less picky.

UPCOMING VACATIONS

And again, I’m going to have to say feel free to message me because nothing is set in stone right now. In theory, I hope to be doing 2 Europe trips this summer, and one USA/Canada trip. I will say that Emi and my trip to the Carolinas was super, and since I mentioned the itinerary in the last ledger, I can refer you to that. There are 560 wonderful pictures on the Facebook, too.

At the moment I’m at 20 countries and 29 states. Hopefully by the end of the summer, those numbers will increase!

TO SMEE OR NOT TO SMEE

Smee doesn’t have much to report either, sadly. He is very excited for Daylight Savings Time (why is this still a thing that happens?). Indeed, the week before he kept waking me up an hour earlier than usual. It’s very sweet of him to prepare me for the time change, though, so I forgave him this time.

Smee has also been pretty naughty in terms of food, grabbing a piece of chicken out of the pot when Emi was cooking and slurping my scrambled eggs when I left the bowl for 2 seconds to respond to an email. He is very sneaky, and I think we need to be more careful when cooking because he is incorrigible when it comes to foraging for food.

TO READ OR NOT TO READ

Here’s what I’ve read this year so far:

Summerland – This wasn’t my favorite Chabon book b/c it deals a lot with baseball (boring) but I have like 5 other of his books to read, so hopefully I’ll like those.
Little Fires Everywhere – I LOVED this novel by Celeste Ng so much, and I highly recommend it! As you’ll remember from the last ledger, I read her first one “Everything I Never Told You” just as quickly and fervently.
An Evening of Long Goodbyes – Paul Murray’s first novel was very funny; I have to get his 3rd still, but it’s on my list…
Invitation to a Beheading – I felt like I hadn’t done a classic in awhile, so I went back to my favorite Russian author, Nabokov. Sadly, this one was my least favorite of his oeuvre I’ve read… ah, well.
The Best Babysitters Ever – My friend, Carrie Cala, who wrote Stanley’s Party the musical with me, is now a published author of a middle-school-aimed spinoff series of The Babysitter’s Club. Highly recommended if you know any 10-12 year olds who love reading!
The Muppets Brothers Grimm – My sister got me the 2nd in the Muppet Classics series, and it’s wacky takes on Grimm stories, and you can tell that Sondheim read them b/c the original stories are closer to “Into the Woods” than Disney movies…

Up next, I got the trilogy of “The Passage” after loving the new TV show (the first one in 850 pages, so I hope the book lives up to its hype!) and I’m still waiting on the quartet of “My Brilliant Friend” novels that I ordered in December. Guess they’re very popular, as it says it’ll be delivered by May 10th…

TO SEE OR NOT TO SEE

Movie wise I’ve taken advantage of an emptier winter schedule to see 4 free movie previews. Unfortunately, 2 of them are super early previews of movies that did well in festivals where we had to fill out surveys after and sign non-disclosure agreements, so I can’t actually publicly discuss those either! I liked one and didn’t like the other. When it comes out for free in 1-2 years, I will then be able to tell you what I thought… otherwise, here are the other movies I saw:

Lego Movie 2 – Sadly, this sequel did not live up to its first movie.
Free Solo – This documentary was hard to watch in parts, but wow, it definitely deserved the Oscar!
The Boy Who Would Be King – I went to see this movie b/c Patrick Stewart was in it, and he was basically the best part of it. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t super either.
How to Train Your Dragon 3 – Now, this was a movie that lived up to its hype and its first 2 features. Very nice ending to a wonderful trilogy.
Shoplifters – I actually got this one on FiOS on demand b/c I had points for a free movie. It was just a fantastic movie, so well done! I highly recommend it for those of you who speak Japanese, or who don’t mind reading subtitles.

Coming up, I’d like to see Captain Marvel and the final Avengers movie, but nothing else is on my radar yet for the year.

TV OR NOT TV

So much TV to watch these days; it’s very overwhelming.

Jeopardy – First I wanted to give a shout out to Alex Trebek. I hope he gets through his cancer battle in one piece.
The Other Two – This is my new favorite comedy this spring. It’s on Comedy Central and about siblings of a new YouTube celebrity tween, and it’s hilarious.
Miracle Workers – The other new comedy I like is on TBS and stars Harry Potter and one of the girls from Cockblockers about the after life, and it’s also very funny.
The Passage – This is a new vampire show, and I’ve very much enjoyed it, and I look forward to reading the books even if apparently my favorite character from the show isn’t in them.
Deadly Class – Speaking of science fiction, I’m enjoying this SyFy show that’s on after my favorite SyFy show, The Magicians.
Sex Education – This Netflix show is hilarious!
Russian Doll – I also liked this Netflix show which is very much like Groundhog Day.
Future Man – Shout out to the second season of this Hulu comedy, which is a Science Fiction spoof!

At some point, I need to get a free month to CBS All Access to watch the new season of Star Trek: Discovery. Other than that, I have long lists of shows to catch up on streaming-wise, but that’s what summer is for!

TO BE OR NOT TO BE

Here’s the theatre I’ve been to this year so far:

Choir Boy – Broadway play with wonderful performances.
The New One – Michael Birbiglia’s one man show about not wanting to have a baby but then having one was very amusing.
True West – Roundabout revival starring Ethan Hawke, I ended up doing one of these scenes for my acting class!
Gloria: A Life – I attended the PBS taping of this off-Broadway great play about Gloria Steinem (who I got a signed Playbill from thanks to Mel who’s the SM on the show!).
Merrily We Roll Along – I thought this was a wonderful production of one of my favorite Sondheim musicals.
By the Way, Meet Vera Stark – I had actually seen this play when it premiered at Second Stage years ago, but I enjoyed this revival very much.
Superhero – New musical off-Broadway about a superhero.
Lolita, My Love – I saw the York’s production of Alan Jay Lerner’s attempt to turn Lolita into a musical. Definitely worth seeing since it probably won’t ever be seen again!
Kiss Me, Kate! – Charming revival of a classic.

I am going to be seeing a lot of Broadway shows in the coming weeks, but so far this season, what I’d most highly recommend are: The Prom and The Ferryman, both shoes with The in the title!

CONCLUSIONS

Well, this feels incredibly short, but there’s just not much new I can talk about in a public forum. Please go buy my audiobook, if you’re into those things, and don’t forget to write a glowing review if you enjoy listening to it!

While reading the book aloud, I hope to have found the rest of the typos, so if you haven’t bought the book yet, you can get the no-typo version! Eventually after I read my other 2 books, all 3 of the books will be typo-free! I mean, I think the other 2 are close since I fixed any things people mentioned to me… but you can never be sure till you read it out loud!

Best wishes to you for the (hopefully coming soon) spring, and, as always, feel free to drop me a line to let me know what YOU are up to.

Always,
Seth

MAY

May 31, 2019 — a report on my Portugal, Spain, Gibraltar & Morocco vacation

Pardon the very obvious subject up there, but I’m still very jet-lagged. However, with Dani & Luis’s wedding tomorrow, and a rescheduled Mother’s Day celebration on Sunday (as my sister had her second baby a week and a half before the official one!), I need to write this trip recap today!

Due to the Facebook’s complete bigotry against people who post 1357 photos at once (I actually had to put up a few hundred at a time in the album till it was done) and try to caption them as fast as possible (I kept getting blocked for going too fast leading to unscheduled hour-long furloughs from the task), it took me all day and night yesterday to get the photos up, but they are up, so go look!

https://www.facebook.com/sethbh/media_set?set=a.10108595947788529

Short recap: It was a really great trip with my BFF, Niki. This is our 5th trip together for those who are counting (mostly me). We have done a trip every odd year since 2013! Portugal is very charming, and so affordable. Spain is really fun, tough a little pricy. Gibraltar is super weird, but the rock is epic. Morocco is absolutely crazy, but the day trips were breath-taking.

BEFORE WE GET TO THE TRIP, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN UP TO

For those of you who aren’t on social media, you might have missed the following life highlights since my last ledger:

1. My new podcast cast, Millennials are Ruining the World? an Xennial perspective “I’m not woke, but I’m awake!” premieres Wed, June 5th at 1pm. You can find the teaser episode, here: soundcloud.com/sethbhdotcom … it’s also available on iTunes, Stitcher and TuneIn. I submitted it for Spotify and Google Play, but I don’t know if they ever were approved. If anyone’s on Spotify and can check, please let me know b/c maybe I’ll resubmit it if it’s not up yet.

2. A few weeks ago, I was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and Cher; her and Jimmy lip synced to my karaoke: https://youtu.be/3_ot8SvZJSE

3. I filmed my first indie feature a few weeks ago. I have gone on ONE film audition and I booked it! I had 2 long monologues, and it’ll be out eventually.

4. I did my second hilarious standup act as apart of my friend, Celia’s eclectic cabaret: https://youtu.be/RYRfx_ewKhc

5. I have now completed 3 out of 4 levels of UCB improv comedy classes. (Fourth in the fall, probably.)

6. My song “Enough Already” from my musical “The Diamond as Big as the Ritz” was named a finalist in London’s prestigious Stiles & Drewe Best Song Prize competition, and will be performed in a 2000 seat West End theatre on June 9th. I’m sure you’ve all seen the Mario Lopez video, but here it is if you haven’t, and here’s a selfie I took with him: http://tinyurl.com/enoughalreadyvotehttp://www.sethbh.com/images/sethandmario.JPG

7. After 12 years of weekly showcases, they finally put up a poster of me at Don’t Tell Mama!

8. Speaking of DTM, to celebrate my 550th Showcase, we are doing a Jerry Herman cabaret this Tuesday, June 4th: https://www.broadwayworld.com/cabaret/article/Seth-Bisen-Hersh-Presents-A-Jerry-Herman-Cabaret-June-4-20190513

9. This summer I’m taking Paul Liberti’s animation voiceover class, and I hope to start auditioning for animated shows and movies by fall.

10. Speaking of animation, I’m developing a new kid show called Smee & Friends, which is Smee and his pet friends getting into misadventures and learning lessons with cute songs. It’s essentially “The Secret Life of Pets” meets “Muppet Babies”. Smee is also writing a picture book, “A Day in the Life of Smee”.

And a reminder from last time, you can get the audiobook of “Millennials are Ruining the World!” here: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07PJM1KLR/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-145176&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_145176_rh_us Thank you to the 35 people who already bought it!

DAY 1, SATURDAY, MAY 17TH: LISBON, PORTUGAL

The trip actually started Friday night, when Niki and I flew into London. After a few hours layover in the lovely Heathrow Airport (no sarcasm, besides Zurich, it’s my favorite airport to layover in), we were on our way to Lisbon! Our checkin time was 3pm, and we got to the apartment where we were staying at 3:01pm so we were off to a great start!

Portugal is so affordable. Seriously. It’s crazy cheap. Looking at our options for getting to our place, taking an Uber (or rather Captain was the name of the app available in only Portugal), it was only 4 Euro, so while I’m not usually someone who takes those sorts of things, I became one in Portugal b/c the price was right!

Our apartment was in the Alfama district, which is a very hilly area. Indeed, the entire city reminded me of San Francisco with its tram cars and hills. It wasn’t the easiest city to navigate around because of all the curvy roads, but it certainly wasn’t the most confusing place I’ve been.

After dropping our stuff off, we walked through the Mercado de Santa Clara which was a huge outside flea market. We stopped by the Paneao Nacional, which was basically a huge church. We just peeked inside briefly. These were en route to our first actual destination, the Tile Museum (Museu Nacional do Azulejo). What a lovely discovery that it was International Museum day! Not only was the museum free for the day, there were free Fado (Portuguese music) concerts all day, which checked another must-see thing off our list for free! The museum itself was really great; so many interesting tiles. The city itself was filled with them, as well. We saw Claudia Leal perform on the third floor, but we were very jet lagged from staying up all night that we kept falling asleep, so we left after a half hour. But what we saw was really great!

Again, since the Uber was so cheap, rather than walk an hour and a half or take the bus, we carred (as in took a car) it over to the Belem district where all the major things to see are. On the way, we got a nice river view (the guy took the scenic route for us and also recommended a few things to do in the Belem area). We saw the Belem Tower and Padrao dos Decobimentos monument, then crossed the street to check out the cultural center, then a big fare of street food around the huge monastery, Mosteiro dos Jeonimos, which again we just took a peek of the inside of. (I don’t really feel the need to spend money to see churches, for obvious reasons.)

Then, we found a really cute restaurant for dinner (Niki has an international phone from work so we can use that to navigate and search for restaurants on Trip Advisor) called Taberna Dos Ferreiros. I had a Portuguese steak for very cheap. Portuguese style is having bacon and a fried egg on top = yum! For dessert, we stopped by to pick up pasteis at the famous Pasteis de Belem. The pastries were very good, and the official dessert of Portugal.

Of course, being completely delirious at this point from having been up for almost 30 hours, we again used the Captain app to get us back to our apartment so we could get to bed by 10pm since we had to be up for a day trip the next day at 8am.

DAY 2, SUNDAY, MAY 18TH: CASCAIS, CABA DA ROCA, SINATRA, LISBON, PORTUGAL

The next day, we went to meet our tour guide at the Hard Rock Cafe, and passed a really cute cat napping on the street (so many cats this trip!). We briefly saw a theatre and Rossio Square on our way. Our tour was through Inside Lisbon, and there were vans of 8 people each. So, we had to wait till our guide called my name since there were a bunch of different trips this group offers. In our van with us was a mother/daughter from MA/CA, a very chatty couple from Toronto, and a pair from Singapore.

Our first stop was the beach town of Cascais, which was really nice to walk through. On the way, we drove through Estoril, which is where Ian Fleming was during WWII and got the idea for James Bond. We passed the Casino Estoril, which was the inspiration for Casino Royale. Apparently, many spies were there during the war.

After an hour in Cascais, we stopped by a really nice beach on a cliff then the Caba da Roca, which is the westernmost point of continental Europe and a stunning view. We passed a lot of motorcycles on this mountain because apparently it’s a tradition to ride motorcycles up the mountain on Sundays.

Next up, we had a few hours in the cute town of Sintra, also very hilly. We had lunch at a cute cafe called Villa 6 (where I had a Portuguese burger that was pretty much the exact same thing as my steak the night before #oops), then walked around and saw the outside of the National Palace of Sintra before getting gelato (strawberry cheesecake and chocolate truffle) and getting back on the van to be taken up to the Park and Palace of Pena. We didn’t get to explore the huge parks much, but we did go through the Palace, which had both stunning architecture and stunning views. The only bad part about this day trip is that the phone had said it was going to be cloudy, so I hadn’t brought my hat, sunglasses or suntan lotion, so I got super, super burnt.

Upon getting back to Lisbon around 6pm, we walked around town, first to see the Synagogue Sharee Tikva, which was sadly walled in. Then we walked around the Bairro Alto district, which had a remarkable view of the city. We found a Portuguese restaurant, Allchaido, and I had a chicken salad to be healthy. After dinner, we strolled down to the river into the huge square, and then walked back up the hills of Alfama. We saw the walls of St. George Castle, though it was very closed by the time we got up around sunset. Around that area, we heard some cats talking to each other on our walk home!

All in all, Lisbon (aka Europe’s San Francisco) was a wonderful place to visit with the most affordable food you’ll ever find that is of such high quality, very friendly people and incredibly views and architecture. The streets were pretty tiny, as were the sidewalks, so I was really glad we decided not to rent a car (picking it up in Portugal and returning it Spain was not cost effective).

DAY 3, MONDAY, MAY 19TH: LAGOS, PORTUGAL

The next day we took an Uber to the bus station for our 4 hour journey to the Southern Portugal city of Lagos. I had very happily discovered that not only is Star Trek: Discovery available on Netflix outside of the USA (instead of having to pay for it on CBS All Access) that I could use the new version of the Netflix app on my iPad to DOWNLOAD all the episodes so I could watch them on the bus rides!!! SO I watched the entire second season (VERY STRONG SEASON) and the shorts that had been released prior to it coming out!!! What a wonderful added perk to being in Europe!!!

Lagos was breath-taking. After dropping our stuff off at our wonderful (and remarkably affordable) hotel, we walked across the bridge to the main area. We stopped by a quick cafe for lunch (I had another chicken salad #healthy), and then walked down the water. We went to an incredible beach, took off our shoes, and actually walked through tunnels that had the ocean coming in and out of them to get from beach area to beach area. These were secluded beaches with some people, but some of the areas were like private havens. And it was a beautiful day (mostly perfect weather all vacation!). Just a wonderful day on the beach.

We kept walking South till we got to the Ponta da Piedade, which were these EPIC cliffs right on the Southern tip of Portugal. Just breathtaking (go look at my photos!). And then we stumbled upon a grotto tour, which was the best 20 Euro we spent all vacation. For a half hour, we got driven around on a boat to see all of the grottos from down below. It was stunning. A lot of them have names for what they resembled: King Kong, a camel, an elephant, twins, a wedding cake, the Arc de Triomph, a skull, the Queen, a monster face and even the Titanic (see my photos!).

Just a remarkable thing to see, and we were so glad we stumbled upon the stairs down to the tour!

Afterwards, we walked back to our hotel, and ended up eating Italian food at Portofino’s (which is apparently a chain in Europe). It was very yummy, and we had a very good view of the marina as we ate. We saw a vending machine that had quite a variety of things including suntan lotion, Tylenol, condoms… and even vibrators.

When we got back to the hotel, I found the Game of Thrones finale illegally so I could watch it before getting spoiled. In fact, the whole day I was worrying about it, which is sad given that it was such magical views everywhere. Thankfully, Rori sent me a site to watch the show, and it worked. (Why does anyone pay for anything?) I won’t put any spoilers here, but if you’re interested in my take on the finale, my friend Aaron is coming on my podcast and in the episode that airs July 31st, we will discuss that show and a ton of other sci-fi/fantasy shows we watch!

DAY 4, TUESDAY, MAY 20TH: SEVILLE, SPAIN

Sadly the way the bus schedule was, we had to be on a bus at 8:15am (the other option wasn’t till 2pm) so we could get 5 hours to explore Seville, Spain. Thankfully, I had plenty of Star Trek episodes to watch!

We got into Seville and locked our bags in a locker at the bus station, then walked South. We passed the Plaza de Toro, then meandered into the main area where we saw the outside of the magnificent Seville Cathedral. Then, we waited on line for about an hour (should’ve gotten tickets in advance) for the Real Alcazar Palace, Rooms and Gardens. For those Game of Thrones fans out there, this is where they shot all the scenes from Dorn!

The palace and the gardens were splentaforous! Just wow! Totally worth the hour wait. (Go see my photos!) Stunning design. There were 53 rooms/gardens to see on the map, and we saw them all (I checked them off room by room). My favorite was the Jardin del Laberinto or the maze garden. We stumbled around the maze for awhile, and it was super fun.

After the palace, we went to the Parque de Maria Luisa and saw the Plaza de Espana, which was a really nice, large building with a pond out front.

On the way back to the bus station, we watched a Flamenca dancer on the street, had the best meal of our trip: tapas at the restaurant, Uno de Delicias. It was indeed incredibly delicious!! And, then, of course, we had gelato again. (I probably gained some weight on this trip.)

We took the bus to Malaga where we stayed in a very cheap, and you can definitely tell why, airport hotel. We ubered b/c it was late at night, but actually the local bus goes right there.

DAY 5, WEDNESDAY, MAY 21ST: GIBRALTAR

The next day, we took the bus to the bus station for another 2 hour bus ride, this time to La Linea, which is the border town with Gibraltar. (Our 5 bus trips averaged to just $20 each!) Then, we walked through customs and immigration, and got waived through very quickly with our American passports. And there it was: the epic rock of Gibraltar!

Sadly, we were convinced to spend 32 pounds on an official rock tour because we were told it would be insane to walk the entire 4.5 hours hike on our own. In hindsight, it was good we took a cab up because it would’ve been a little crazy doing that, but I think we way over paid for the “tour” through town because he barely said anything about it. At least our park passes were included, and we got a map to walk around when we decided to depart the tour halfway. (We were told a lot of people walk down.)

On the Upper Rock, we saw The Pillars of Hercules, St. Michael’s Cave which actually has a theater where they do concerts and weddings in the actual cave. We went to the Apes’ Den and got many pictures with monkeys. The guide did give us peanuts included so the monkeys could open our hands to get them, at least. After we left the taxi, we doubled back to walk to O’Hara’s Battery which is the highest point of the Rock. By that time, the clouds had dissipated enough so we could see Africa across the water. Indeed, we would visit the Atlas Mountains that we saw a few days later!

We walked back to see the monkeys again, and paused on the Skywalk, which is 340 meters directly above sea level (i saved the guide) and had a really great view with a glass floor. Next up, we went into the Great Siege Tunnels, which were a defensive system in the rock itself looking out over all the different directions of water. We came down the rock after that, briefly stopped into an old Moorish castle (built in 1160) and saw a quick exhibition on families who lived up on the rock in the 1700s.

Next we came off the rock, and walked down many, many steps to get into the town center. We actually walked down the street “Castle Steps” and there were houses on this only walkable road. Can you imagine getting pizza delivered to 2B Castle Steps!?

We walked around the main street of Gibraltar and saw the Line Wall Synagogue before having dinner at the Royal Calpe (carrot soup, lamb curry, then ice cream for dessert – hey, I was on vacation!) before heading back to La Linea to catch our bus back to Malaga.

Overall, Gibraltar is a strange and weird country, where British citizens speak Spanish, and everything closes at 6pm. Besides overpaying for the “rock tour” we loved everything about this visit, especially hanging out with the monkeys, and indeed, monkeying around.

DAY 6, THURSDAY, MAY 22ND: MARRAKECH, MOROCCO

We woke up the next day, took the bus to the airport, and then we flew into AFRICA. Our riad, (Riad Les Trois Mages or The Three Wise Men in English) sent a car to pick us up, so we were one of those people who comes out of the airport and has someone waiting for them!

Our riad was so cute, and the whole staff was super nice. It was like an oasis in the crazy Medina. Everything moves very slowly in Marrakech. I was ready to drop our stuff off and go, but first they made us some mint tea (yum) and gave us a tour of the place. There was an electric piano in the lounge and Scrabble (but sadly Niki didn’t want to play), and then a pool on the roof! Also, the manager gave us a map and marked all the spots we should see. Thursday was our only day to explore the city, as we had day trips planned the next two days.

Unfortunately, we hadn’t realized it was Ramadan, so most things closed early at 3pm. (FYI, Morocco suspends Daylights Saving Time for Ramadan, so it gets darker earlier since they are fasting all day, so we were only 4 hours ahead of NYC, as opposed to 6 in Spain, which worked out nicely when we had early mornings. Also, at sunset every night (and at every call to prayer) there were huge sirens alerting people of the time.)

Our manager actually walked us down to the Saadian Tombs because the whole Medina is very confused and not well-signed. Speaking of signs, we saw one for an Escape Room, and Niki humorously remarked, “This whole Medina is an Escape Room!”

At the tombs we saw a napping cat, and some old tombs. Speaking of cats, there are so many stray cats in Marrakech; it was crazy! And every single restaurant we ate at had a cat walking around begging for scraps. It was pure kitty heaven!

After the tombs, we meandered through the crazy streets, where people were speeding on motorbikes and we got harassed very often because we stuck out like a sore thumb. Lots of people offering directions to “the big square” and trying to get us to follow them or buy something. (However, compared to visiting Delhi, India last year, it was tame.) Anyway, we managed to find both the palaces (Bahia and Badii) that we would’ve gone in except it was just after 3pm. Ah, well. Then, after circling around a bit, we found the Slat El-Azama Synagogue and Jewish Cemetery (Le Cimetiere Juif de Marrakech) to pay respects to my people.

Next, we walked back up through the main area first stopping by the main square, Place Jemma El Fna and then the huge Koutoubia Mosque then went to the Secret Garden (Le Jardin Secret, cue “Clusters of crocus…”), which was so charming and another oasis from the chaos outside. Sadly, we were recommended to go to the Majorelle Gardens, but they were on the other side of the Medina wall, and there was no way we had time to do that, so the Secret Garden had to suffice.

Oh, on the way to the garden, we stopped by a souvenir shop off the beaten path in the Souk (store) area. Most of the vendors were very pushy and in your face, but we found a nice guy who just let us walk around and decide what we wanted. I got $28 worth of souvenirs for myself, my girlfriend, parents, sister and nephew/niece! And then the nice guy gave me 2 free keychains, as well! Niki spent more like $60 and he gave her some nicer free gifts. What a mensch! And what a relief to get all the shopping of the trip over with (besides my final magnet from Barcelona).

After the garden, we walked around to find the Medrasa Ben Youssef school to find out it was closed for 2 weeks for renovations. Then, we meandered around the Tanner Area, which was kind of smelly.

We ate at a charming restaurant our riad recommended called Kui-Zin. The beef and egg tagine was delicious, and there was a wonderful view from the roof, live music and then later on belly dancing! (And a really cute cat, and it started misting a bit when it got a little hot.)

The Medina was crazy at night (such a weird juxtaposition of inside versus outside) with people everywhere, and eventually we managed to find our riad. (It was much easier after the first night to get our bearings.) After that crazy day, we gladly went to swim in the roof pool before going to sleep.

DAY 7, FRIDAY, MAY 23RD: ATLAS MOUNTAINS, BERBER VILLAGE, AGAFAY DESERT, MOROCCO

Friday we went to a parking area close to our riad to meet up with our day trip. Our guide, Idriss, was very nice. It was a 10 person tour, in a little mini-van. The first stop on our day trip was to ride camels!!! Riding a camel was super fun, and I felt like Lawrence of Arabia, except in Africa. Seth of Africa! Also, we had a baby camel following us around, too, because his mother was one of the camels to ride. Before the ride we had tea, and got dressed in camel riding attire to help shield us from the sun.

Next up, we drove through the Atlas Mountains. On the way, we saw a Berber village that used to be the Jewish village before they were all exiled from the country, and a Jewish cemetery from the 400s. Also on the way, we stopped by a place for a snack where women make oils, lotions and creams from argan nuts a “maison de l’huile d’argan”. And then we took pictures from a great view, and past the Richard Branson retreat where stars like Tom Cruise (when he was shooting Mission Impossible on the mountains) and Michelle Obama stay when they visit Morocco.

We had lunch at a great place with an amazing view and the most adorable kitten who I fed tuna from my salad since I don’t eat fish. For lunch we had chicken tagine and then the dessert was amazing, some orange caramel.

After lunch we went to an actual Berber village where our guide lives. First we saw his childhood home which has been in his family for generations for 2000 years. His mother still lives there with his brother and nephews. We stayed there quite awhile, but finally left to see his actual home which is just a few steps down the mountain. His home was a little more modern, but still had a toilet that was a hole in the floor. But he had a TV! Apparently the entire village got electricity in 2006, just 13 years ago. We saw a lot of boys playing outside, but he said that girls were traditionally not allowed to play outside, so that’s why we hadn’t seen any. We ate some cherries off a tree, and then walked back to our van.

On our way back to Morocco, they stopped by a pottery maker, and gave us all a free mug, which was super nice (though obviously included on the tour since other vans stopped there, too), and then we had 2 stops in the Agafay Desert so we could take pictures of the sand dune and a large lake. The view was just thrilling.

After we got back to Marrakech, we went out to dinner at the Bazaar Cafe, which had another roof, and another cute cat. I had spaghetti Atlas which had goat cheese and some vegetables. Very yummy. Then, we checked out the main square at night; it was absolutely insane, and people were trying to get our attention everywhere we walked. There were street musicians and actual snake tamers and monkeys on leashes. It was just crazy and very crowded.

When we got back to our riad, we went for a late night swim, and then got some sleep.

DAY 8, SATURDAY, MAY 24TH: OUZOUD WATERFALLS, MOROCCO

Our second day trip was to the Ouzoud Waterfalls, which are the highest waterfalls in Africa. The trip to Ouzoud took about 3 hours, and 13 people were in the van, but then we joined another 4-5 vans so it was a lot of people on this tour, so it wasn’t as personal as the last one. We stopped off in yet another Maison de l’Huile d’Argan, though this one was less over-priced so I got something for Emi. This family who runs it all lives in one house, and whenever a son is born, they build another wing for his family that will eventually live there, as well. (Girls go to move to their husbands’ family’s house.) By the way, Ouzoud means olive, and there were hundreds of olive trees.

Incidentally, Niki and I were the only Americans on this tour (and the one the other day but that was only 10 people as opposed to 50).

After stopping by the house, we went down the many steps on the trail to the waterfall, which was breathtaking. We paid an extra 20 dirham ($2) to take a boat to the base of the waterfall, and then we jumped in and went swimming! At the base of the largest waterfall in Africa! (Go see my photos!) It was incredible, and also pretty cold. But like, totally super amazing that we were swimming in a pool at the base of a waterfall in Africa.

After I splurged and had a 10 dirham ($1) glass of freshly squeezed orange juice and then a 10 dirham ice cream bar (couldn’t resist and early dessert).

We walked up the path and stopped by some more monkeys, and Niki paid 20 dirham to a guy to help get a picture with the monkey on her head. (I decided it looked kind of painful.) Also, we saw a monkey with her baby on her shoulder, which was super, super adorable.

Next we had lunch – vegetable couscous – at a cute cafe by the waterfall, and then traveled for 3 hours back to Marrakech (giving me ample time to read my book!). We stopped by a convenience store on the way back for a potty break, and Niki got Kebab potato chips.

On getting back to the city, I did what I had wanted to do all vacation – ran out to get a $5 haircut (though I paid $7 b/c I had 20 dirham left in cash that would’ve gone to waste). What a nice barber! It was one of the best haircuts I’ve ever had and way cheaper than what I pay in NYC, even cheaper than the 10 Euro one from Estonia last summer, though not as cheap as the one I got in Shanghai in 2011.

Anyway, we decided to go for a swim before dinner, which we had ordered the night before from our riad. The cinnamon chicken dish was divine, and I had delicious caramelized bananas for dessert to be healthy.

DAY 9, SUNDAY, MAY 25TH: BARCELONA, SPAIN

We had been warned that Marrakech airport took a long time to get through, but we didn’t have that many issues, probably because we got there at 6:15am. It was nothing compared to getting out of Delhi airport, that’s for sure. We got through security and customs with over an hour to spare, and then we were finally on our way back to Europe! Phew!

Since I was going to have to get back to the airport alone since Niki (and her international cellphone) were leaving the next day, we decided to try public transportation to get to our hotel, especially because our checkin time was 3pm. We, of course, got there at 3:10pm because we are super punctual. We actually passed a street called “Placa de la Puntual” which I took to mean as a street I could live on because I’m so on time!

Our hotel, Hotel Barcelona House was really cute (though the walls were paper thin) and located in the heart of everything. We strolled down La Rambla, which is the most central street filled with food booths and restaurants and a few theaters. (We passed La Boqueria market which was on the list of things to see, but it was closed.) Then meandered in our neighborhood, el Gotic, on our way to the Picasso Museum. We stopped by to get yummy quiches at The Pan’s Club because we were hungry. And we passed the big Cathedral and took pictures with the Barcolina sign (though some kid wouldn’t get off the O so she photobombed the frame).

The Picasso Museum was okay. It was mostly Picasso’s older works (4,250 of them) because all of his masterpieces are all over the world, but it was nice to watch his style evolve over the decades from 1890-1957. As we got into the later years, you could see his style emerging. Our favorite room were the 57 works that he was inspired by Velazquez’s Las Meninas and his esoteric ceramic works.

After the museum, we headed down to the beach section of town, La Barceloneta where we sat on a bench by the beach then had some drinks. (I had a virgin pina colada, but didn’t get caught in the rain.) Afterwards, we headed to the Parc de la Ciutadella and also saw the Arc de Triomt.

For dinner, we found a cute bar & bistro called Milk and celebrated a wonderful vacation together. I had nachos, an Asian chicken salad then a banana split for dessert to be healthy (which wasn’t like the ones here – the banana was smushed up in a glass).

DAY 10, MONDAY, MAY 26TH: BARCELONA ALONE

Since my check out wasn’t till 11:30am, I slept in! It was really nice after a vacation with so many early days to finally have one where I didn’t have to rush out. Niki had already left, so I was on my own for the next two days. I walked 18 minutes to my AirBnB, which was at this guy, Mo’s apartment. He has moved, so there were 2 rooms, and I was in the single one. It was a 3 floor walkup, with a very tiny stairwell; very old building with very thin walls, but absolutely charming and in a great neighborhood by St Antoni square.

I had such high hopes for this day, but I had no clue things were so popular and sold out! Ah, well.

After chatting with my host, I got out around 12:30pm for my day. I stopped by the lovely fountains at Catalunya, then got pictures outside Gaudi’s Casa Batllo and Casa Mila. Next I meandered over to the Basilica de la Sagrada Familia. I had actually tried to get tickets the night before on my phone, but they weren’t going through, so I figured I’d just get them in person. NOPE. Sold out. It’s the number one thing to see, and completely sold out. So, I had to get a tour. It was the only way to get in that day. Instead of paying 17 Euro, I ended up paying 40. Sigh. But it was definitely worth going in because it was tremendous! Gaudi has outdone himself, even after his death. They plan to finish the whole thing in 2026, which will be 100 years after it began.

The perk to a tour is that I found out things I would’ve missed on my own, and since I paid money for them, here they are in no particular order:

Gaudi didn’t believe in straight lines because he was inspired by nature, which is why all his designs are so curvy. When you go in, there are two turtle sculptures. The one on the right is a land turtle because it faces the land, and the one on the left is a sea turtle because it faces the sea. The original sin snake is also there swerving through a column, and when you go in there are little bugs hidden.

The church has 52 columns representing 52 weeks of the year people worship. And they are like trees because it’s supposed to represent a forest. There are names of saints from all over the world on the beautiful colored stained-glass windows. The one side is red to represent death, while the other side is filled with shades of blue for the resurrection, and both sides have darker colors on the bottom so that more light is let in at the top to fill the huge space. There is a balcony for a 1000 person choir to sing.

Gaudi never drew blueprints, he made models and drawings because he was tactile, and everything in the church is in a multiple of 7.5 meters because that length is perfet for proportions!

The interior was finished in 2010 when the Pope came to open it up, and the organ has 1492 but will eventually have 8000 all lining the entire church.

There were lots of sculptures on both sides outside to represent different bible scenes, and there was a magic square of 33 representing the age of Jesus.

Also, there was a helmet design inspired by one of Gaudi’s casas, that also inspired George Lucas as a design for the Storm Trooper helmet.

The roof inspiration is leaves from a Magnolia tree.

Gaudi was hit by a tram in 1926 and died in the hospital. People didn’t realize who he was and thought he was a homeless person because he never invested in new clothes and had a very long beard. He never married or had kids because he was very work-focused, and the crypt of the church has his tomb.

Aren’t you glad I took this tour now?

So after that, I was off to Parc Guell! Unbeknownst to me, it was a HIKE all the way up. It was inclined more and more, just as I was inclined more and more to just be there! I even had to go up escalators to get to it. Of course, when I got there the paid section was completely sold out for the day (it was already almost 5pm by this time). So both things I had wanted to see were sold out. Ugh! However, the park has a lot of grounds you can explore for free, and I got a decent look inside the actual park so I’m not so bummed about it. I explored the whole area, including the Viaducte de Dalt, the Upper Viaduct, and the Turo de les Tres Creus.

The view from all the way up at the top of Barcelona was stunning, and I took a few moments to just take it in.

At this point, it was clear to me that I was not going to be doing anything else that was on my list for the day. I had planned to possibly get to the Monestir de Pedralbes, but it was nowhere close to where I was, and with all the hills would’ve been a trek. I had already crossed that out, but I was hoping to subway down to the area with The Magic Fountain, Poble Espanyol where the Olympics were hailed and Montjuic – the Jewish Mountain. Sadly, this was not to be when I looked at the time.

Instead, I subwayed back to Catalunya so I could be on time for the opera. I ate dinner at the cute Santa Anna Restaurant which was on the way. I had a veal burger and fries. I was seeing Philip Glass’s “Einstein on the Beach” at 8pm at the beautifully gorgeous Palau de la Musica Catalana. I have never seen such an amazing music concert hall (go see my pictures!). There were stained glass windows and the natural light lit the space till it got dark. And the whole outside and interior were just wow. That’s really all I can articulate about it.

For those of you who don’t know, “Einstein on the Beach” is 3.5 hours long with intermission. Its music is minimalistic and quite repetitious, which makes it very meditative and hypnotic. A lot of people in the balcony left before the end, so I ended up moving up and up till I was almost in the front mezzanine. Audience members are just as rude in Barcelona as America, especially millennials on their phones. But the closer I got to the stage, the less rude the audience was. I feel like it’s a classical fans right of passage to sit through the entire thing, and I was really happy to finally see a production. I was tearing up in the last section, and the audience who remained gave the concert a much deserved very lengthy standing ovation! The narration was done by Suzanne Vega who according to google is “best known for her eclectic folk-inspired music”. Regardless, she was very good, as was the choir. They had 2 conductors and 2 pianists who rotated, sometimes all being there together so that they didn’t have to take an intermission. It was all seamless and just fantastic.

Anyway, I didn’t get out till close to midnight, and I can assure you that La Rambla is much like Times Square = much nicer around midnight.

DAY 11, TUESDAY, MAY 27TH: GIRONA & FIGUERES (HELLO, DALI!), SPAIN

On my final day, I had a day trip to Girona where they filmed a bunch of Game of Thrones and Figueres to go to the Dail Theater Museum. It left at 8:30am, and the first stop was Girona.

In Girona we had a tour guide take us around for an hour. The tour took a little longer because we had some people who couldn’t walk very fast, and so afterwards, I had to run like crazy to get to the other Game of Thrones spots that the guide nicely pointed out on my map.

I managed to get to all of the outside spots to see including the stairs in the Jewish Quarter (where Arya begged), the steps of Girona Cathedral (where Margaery did her walk of atonement and Jamie rides a horse up the stairs), Placa dels Jurats (where Arya watches a play), and Sant Domenec stairs (where Arya was chased). (I missed the Arab Baths, and I apologize to all GOT fans for this, but I ran out of time.)

After this, I spent 20 minutes at the Jewish History museum as Girona was filled with Jews in Medieval Times – indeed it was considered the center of Jewish wisdom – before the Inquisition in the 1400s (there was a sign about that but I had to leave the room because I couldn’t stop singing the Inquisition song from “History of the World, Part 1”). Indeed Jewish people lived in Girona as early as the 4th century and by the 9th it was burgeoning. The museum has the oldest collection of Jewish gravestones, and an old mikvah bath.

On the way back to the bus, I had a yummy homemade croissant filled with chocolate, and then grabbed a quick chicken sandwich to eat on the bus.

An hour later, we were in Figueres to go the incredible Dali Theater Museum, which was worth the entire trip to Spain just to see! Wow. Salvador Dali is a twisted genius, and the whole place is exquisite. I ended up taking over 130 photos of just the exhibit! For the first hour, our guide, Gemma, showed us some of the mysteries hiding in the first view rooms. Dali believed in the audience using their imagination so there are no plaques explaining anything. Also, he intended people to meander and get lost, but thankfully they had an order to the rooms so people could avoid missing anything.

There were so many amazing paintings and works of art.

When you come in there’s a big car with an umbrella on top of a poll, and then it actually rains in the car (which is why it’s apparently called the Rainy Cadillac), and I totally wouldn’t have noticed if Gemma hadn’t pointed it out. And there was a painting that when you blurred your eyes looked like Abraham Lincoln. Another one of a toreador had him and the bull hidden unless you looked for them. Oh, and there was a painting of a Happy Horse, but you also had to search for where it was.

One of the best rooms was the Mae West apartment where items from an apartment were arranged such that when you looked down from above (after waiting on a long queue because the museum was incredibly crowded – good thing I came on a tour that already bought the tickets b/c if I had come all the way to find it was sold out, that would’ve been quite a travesty) turned out to BE Mae West’s face! (Go see my photos!)

Dali was in love with Gala, and she shows up in a lot of paintings throughout the museum; also, there were a bunch of self-portraits and you could see he viewed himself as a misfit or even a monster, so he probably had low self-esteem that he worked out with his art.

There were a lot of optical illusions, and the temporary exhibit which they also got us tickets for was his unique jewelry.

Finally, Dali is buried in the center of this museum, which means I saw 2 tombs of artists this trip.

Before we got on the bus, I walked around La Rambla (every Spanish city has one) and got some fast pizza, which the woman over burnt. Then, I read my book on the 2 hour bus ride back to Barcelona.

When I got back, I ran over to the Palau de la Musica Catalana because I knew they had a string quartet performing that night. I hadn’t gotten tickets because I was afraid my tour would get back late (it actually got back 10 minutes early), but I was happy to get back in time. However, of course, given the theme of the Barcelona portion of the trip, the concert was sold out. And apparently it was a gala or something because police had roped off the whole area. Given that the balcony for the opera was half empty, I had wrongly assumed I could get a last minute ticket. Ah, well.

Instead, I had the great idea that I should walk over to the section of town by the Jewish Mountain I hadn’t had time for on Monday! On the way, I got gelato (duh) by the Cathedral. Three scoops (pistachio, mango, chocolate) with a chocolate cone because I had some cash left. #noregrets

And, of course, I was walking past the Basilica Santa Maria when I realized that they had a flamenco guitar concert at 9pm! I had seen the sign for their concerts on Thursday, but had forgot. I talked to the woman handing out fliers and she said this guy, Pedro Javier Gonzalez was absolutely remarkable. (He was, and he’s apparently famous, too, because has a wikipedia page.) I took her word for it, and got a 16 Euro ticket.

Then I had an hour to kill, so I ended up walking in a mall, the Galeries Malda, which was the dorkiest mall I’ve ever seen! There was Disney store and anime stores and a Game of Thrones store and a Harry Potter store and a Star Wars store… and then just outside there was the Barcelona Duck Store filled with different special rubber duckies! I obviously couldn’t resist and got my new niece a flamenco dancer duckie!

The concert, as I said, was remarkable, and the perfect way to end my adventure in Barcelona.

I’m going to lump the travel day into day 11 because it doesn’t deserve its own heading. First off, I took the airport bus to the airport, which was more efficient (though 2 Euro more) than the subway. It’s the weirdest thing. They have two different buses, A1 and A2, and they each go to separate terminals, unlike everywhere else that has one airport bus that stops in all of them? It makes zero sense, but I had to get on A1, not A2. Shrug. They both come every 5-10 minutes anyway. The bus actually went by the area that I had missed, so I got a brief glimpse of it, though the pictures didn’t really come out because I got my camera out passed where I could actually see Mountjuic. Ah, well, at least I can say I saw it.

My flight from Barcelona to Atlanta was 4 hours delayed, but I hadn’t been informed so I just did crosswords in the airport for hours when I could’ve slept in. Then, I missed my connecting flight, so I had to take a 9:30pm flight back to NYC. Welcome to flying on the cheap, but 23 hours after leaving for the airport, I was finally home, and Emi and Smee were very happy I made it in one piece.

Speaking of Smee, he was pretty mad at me the first 24 hours, but now he’s back to normal and napping on the fridge as I finish this up. (He was keeping me company for most of the 5 hours it took to write this.)

BOOKS

Here’s what I’ve read since the last update:

Sondheim on Music – This book has interviews with Steve about his composing process, and it’s just incredible.
Brooklyn – This book is even better than the movie they made from it! I’m glad I waited a few years to read it so I could forget a little of the plot.
Small Admissions – Cute comic novel about the crazy world of prep school admissions, fast read.
The Passage – Since I spent so much time watching Star Trek: Discovery I haven’t finished the 850 page first part of this trilogy yet, but I’m close, and it’s (duh) even better than the TV series adaptation (that sadly got canceled).

MOVIES

Here’s what I watched on the plane rides:

Ralph Wrecks the Internet – The first one was better, but this one had some fun moments and characters.
The Hate U Give – This movie was fantastic.
The Perfect Bid – This documentary about this guy who knows the prices of everything on The Price is Right and kept helping people from the audience is exquisite.
On the Basis of Sex – Felicity Jones is amazing; the last few minutes made me tear up!
Bohemian Rhapsody – Rami Malek deserved his Oscar win for this movie. Though it was a little paint-by-the-numbers in terms of plot, and a tad long, Queen is iconic and it was an enjoyable watch.

Movies I saw in the theatre since the last ledger:

Shazam – This movie was so funny! Why can’t all the comic book movies be this funny?
Avengers Endgame – So long (and we said “so long!” but it hit all the moments it needed to hit. I haven’t seen all 22 (?) movies of the series, so I didn’t know all of the tertiary characters, but I have seen most of them. The biggest thing that happened during this movie is I came out and found out I was an uncle again! (As it were, my new niece was born during previews, so I didn’t find out till more than 3 hours after the fact… oops!)

TV

I’ll tell you, there are fewer and fewer shows I watch on the 4 main networks every year. If it weren’t for Jeopardy and the CW, I would consider getting rid of cable. Maybe one day, as FiOS keeps raising its rates on me. I am getting closer every day to cutting it out! Indeed, there are so few summer series this year that I will probably focus on catching up on streaming.

Netflix queue for summer: Jessica Jones season 3, Black Mirror season 5, On My Block season 2, GLOW season 3, Orange is the New Black season 7, Daredevil season 3, then new shows: Dark Crystal prequel, After Life, The Umbrella Academy, The Society, Dead to Me, Derry Girls, Tuca & Bertie and The Haunting of Hill House. Amazon queue: The Tick and Good Omens. Hulu: Handmaid’s Tale season 3 and Veronica Mars, season 4. HBO: I need to catch up on Barry season 2 and then I’m looking forward to Big Little Lies season 2, and I want to watch the new show, Euphoria.

Can I manage to catch up on all these while still watching everything on the CW (and clear my DVR from being gone for the last 2 weeks)?!!?? Ask me in a few months!

THEATRE

Here’s what I have seen since the last ledger:

The Light – wonderful off-bway play. Just wonderful. (And there was an actor from “The Passage”!)
King Lear – Glenda Jackson was incredible, but the rest of the production was hit-or-miss.
Oklahoma – Honestly, I preferred the last revival, but Mary Testa is wonderful, as always.
The Enigmatist – Really fun combination puzzle/magic show at the Highline Hotel.
Broadway by the Year, 1943/1951 – great concert at Town Hall.
The Cradle Will Rock – Off-Broadway revival of this old classic.
Do You Feel Anger? – This was the best play I’ve seen all year, period, off-Broadway at the Vineyard Theatre.
Tootsie – Really funny Broadway musical based on the movie!
My Fair Lady – Laura Benanti was tremendous in this strong revival.
Gary – Nathan Lane was good, but this play wasn’t that good.
What the Constitution Means to Me – This was another wonderful Broadway play, definitely deserves its Tony nomination.
Perp – Went to support The Barrow Group and saw their production of this new play.
Hadestown – Broadway musical with an incredible cast.
Ink – Not my favorite topic for a play (it’s about Rupert Murdoch) but Act 2 was riveting
Sincerely Oscar – Off-Bway revue of Oscar Hammerstein’s songs that Meghan and I will never forget..
Lady in the Dark – This was such a great concert of this Kurt Weill show that is never done. Truly magnificent to see.
The Big Bang Theory: a Parody Musical – Got to see Teresa’s Off-Broadway debut as Amy in this parody musical of the now done show.
Burn This – This was a great revival of a great play. I have always loved Keri Russell, and she didn’t disappoint.
Octet – Loved this off-Broadway musical oratorio about the times we live in.
Timon of Athens – I had never seen this Shakespeare (half Shakespeare?) play so I was happy the Fools & Kings Project brought it to Central Park!
BLKS – Off-Broadway play that had some really funny lines (and Star Trek/Curb Your Enthusiasm references)

Coming up: All My Sons, Happy Talk and To Kill a Mockingbird

CONCLUSIONS

Well, there you have it. I’m caught up just in time for summer!

I hope YOU have a most amazing summer. To Smee’s chagrin, I am planning on going on at least 2 more trips. My friend, Jen and I are going to New Hampshire (it’s the one state on my Been app I’ve checked off without really having done much more than driving through it) and Montreal (which I’ve never been to). And then, I’m visiting my friends, Helena and Alex, in August in Strasbourg, France, and we’re going to take a road trip to Switzerland (also hoping to stop by Lichtenstein then do Luxembourg and Belgium before going home).

Oh, that reminds me. I’m now up to 24 countries that I’ve visited, including one full third of Europe! Woohoo! Eventually I will compile all these trip ledgers into 2 books: “Seth Reviews the States!” and “Seth Reviews the World!”

So, there you have it. If I haven’t heard from you in awhile, please send me an email to let me know what you have been up to.

Happy summer!!!!

Always,
Seth